February 8, 2021

Hey, Scrum Master!

Hey, Scrum Masters! This one's for you!

Hey, Scrum Master (parody of Hey, Soul Sister by Train)

Chad teaches many courses - whether you are new to Scrum or ready to take Scrum to the next level. He may even play a song or two at the end of your course!

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Hey, Scrum Master Lyrics

VERSE 1

Your reminder in the first half of our Sprint Planning

The Sprint Goal I couldn't remember, as a Dev Team member you gave me time

Your sweet coaching, the sight of you in every single Daily Scrum

I knew when we got off track you'd nudge us to stay focused and synchronize

CHORUS

Hey, Scrum Master, I know we're a disaster

Every Sprint we sprint and increment we create that ain't transparent

Hey, Scrum Master, I don't want to miss a single Scrum event this Sprint

Inspect, inspect and adapt, inspect and adapt

Inspect, inspect and adapt, inspect and adapt

VERSE 2

Just in time I'm so glad you called me out in the Sprint Review

And gave our Retro some direction with your fine facilitation you can't deny

You said “inspect and adapt” is the feedback loop we need

I believe in you, as a servant, you’re a leader

And I'm always gonna want you on our team

CHORUS

Hey, Scrum Master, I know we're a disaster

Every Sprint we sprint and increment we create that ain't transparent

Hey, Scrum Master, I don't want to miss a single Scrum event this Sprint

Inspect, inspect and adapt, inspect and adapt

Inspect, inspect and adapt, inspect and adapt

This Sprint